obama care

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 16-Oct-2009 17:45:54

Top Ten Indicators your Employer switched to Obamacare
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE ON OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

Post 2 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Friday, 16-Oct-2009 19:32:26

You're probably right there.

Post 3 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 21-Oct-2009 21:15:42

That was wonderful!

Post 4 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Thursday, 22-Oct-2009 14:02:42

LOL. Probably not far from the truth though...

Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 23-Oct-2009 21:58:54

haha so true

Post 6 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 10:01:23

muahahahahahahaha!